Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.

Keep your mind limber. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. I'm partial to air conditioning. You all right, Dexter?

I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I like seafood. Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm partial to air conditioning.

I have a dark side, too.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I have a dark side, too. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

• Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
• I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
• I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Tell him time is of the essence. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Hello, Dexter Morgan. You're a killer. I catch killers.

• Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.
• I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.
• I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

You look…perfect. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I have a dark side, too. God created pudding, and then he rested.

You all right, Dexter? Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

Makes me a … scientist. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. He taught me a code. To survive. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm really more an apartment person. You look…perfect. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.